Greged

When you get so drunk you endanger your life by falling head first into things such as open parking garages etc. Then embarrass yourself by vomiting in the home of the one who is taking care of you. Then end up in a hospital.

"Lets get Greged tonight dude"
"Dude you were so Greged last night"

by Stuffdaily August 17, 2011

greged

To injure your balls through playing a game. Normaly results in mass pain, side effect of rolling around on the floor in the future, while the memmory of the event is triggerd. Can be triggerd by someone talking about it, or seeing someone suffer a simalar injury.

They were playing nutball, during this game he was greged.

by Dr. S Patric June 30, 2006

Pot of greed

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.

Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?

by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017

You Greedy Dirtbag

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Lionheardt January 6, 2017

Greedling

1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)

1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!

by Greed the Avaricious June 15, 2011

Greeder

(n.) A greeder is a dog breeder. But specifically, it's a puppy mill dog breeder who only cares about profit, but the animals.

Which, of course, is no good - but it's mostly judgemental Furmoms who use the term, and they call EVERY breeder a "greeder" because they don't believe in ANY breeding. Their motto is "Adopt don't shop" and will shame anyone who wants a pure bred dog for supporting "Greeders"

That SJW called me a greeder for raising a litter of puppies

by Jacaranda March 27, 2020

GreedLing

"Greed the Avaricious"

An extremely sexy character from the Manga series "Fullmetal Alchemist" and the Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood". A homunculus, who cannot be killed through normal means. Siblings of Lust, Envy, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, and Gluttony. When the original Greed dies, he is reborn and put into a sexy Xingese character named Ling Yao, hereby creating a super-sexy- Homunculus. Fangirls dubbed him "GreedLing". Other such nicknames are: Greeling, LinGreed, and in the Manga,Grin.

He is the coolest, sexiest, cutest, and most Badass of all the homunculi.

Did I mention he is damn sexy?

Envy: Who's that? Over there, the sexy one.

Lust: Oh, that's Greed. Our new little brother.

Envy:Damn. Wish I were that sexy! I'm so JEALOUS.

Edward: It's GreedLing!

by Greed the Avaricious/Sexiest April 4, 2013