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Green Onions 

Parking Enforcement Officers employed by the city of Montreal are a sub-division of the Montreal police force, the Montreal SPVM (Service de police de la Ville de Montréal) where they are nicknamed "Green Onions" due to their formerly green uniforms.
Creton, who is of French origin, also had harsh words for the staff responsible for monitoring parking meters - green onions - which, according to him, sometimes appear "arrogant, vulgar and disgraceful. They are aggressive and strike without warning. He then adds that he regularly notices them (green onions), on Peel Street, waiting for the parking meters expire as to immediately impose fines on motorists.
Green Onions by JoeBlo August 21, 2013

green onion cake 

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.
Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...
green onion cake by Urs V September 28, 2008

green onion 

a person (normally female) with poor genital hygiene.
Chelsea forgot to wash her vag for 6 days, and she turned into a green onion.
green onion by Urs V September 28, 2008

the green onion

when you fuck and in which it feels like a green onion is burning your dick
"Yeah we're starting to try some new things in the bedroom"
"Yeah?, like what?"
"Oh you know like The Green Onion"
"Sounds terrible"
"Oooooh yeah it is"
the green onion by partir February 6, 2018
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026