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greedfest 

a Virus that Masquerades as latte art coffee passion. Greedfest is Actually a manmade virus built to collect as much money per hour as possible.

More profitable than coffee once the larvae hatch and begin to eat your soul. Once you sponsor greedfest the viral host won't let you leave.

Outbreaks are tri-annual but it may be treated with a lawyer and a truthful Interrogatory.

in Extreme cases greedfest Delusions Exhibit irrational beliefs, held with a high level of conviction that they own a state such as Washington, they are highly resistant to change even when the delusional party is exposed to forms of proof that contradict the greedfest organism.

Simple word associations are impossible to the greedfest patient i.e. I say coffee city and you say? Clearly Seattle is where a coffee association would locate a show.

Friends don't let Friends Greedfest. Just say NO to lifestyle events or wear protection. Their is help available if you genuinely care about coffee.
i got shafted and woke up with greedfest! Went in for latteart and came out in superior court wearing a used lifestyle...what an event.
greedfest by Latte Art July 15, 2010
Words you can keep

Greedfest 

An anual meeting of members of the Burton Message Board (BMB) that was started in the 06/07 snowboard season. The name spawned from the member "Greed" from the BMB, who randomly decided to try to create a BMB meeting that would rival DEVCON.

Members that attend Greedfest are often gear-whores and do nothing but pretend they are as good as their eqipment. They pick a different location each year, often ending up spending the majourity of their time touching eachother in the cabin.
PG and Greed made sweet love at Greedfest 07.
Greedfest by Guatalupe May 30, 2007

greedflation 

A general increase in prices during a time of record profits
Grocery shopping is a nightmare now that greedflation doubled grocery prices.

grindfest 

At most dances, there's a big grindfest in the middle of the dance floor, where all the girls are back to back in a big circle grinding asses together, while all the guys make a bigger circle around them, jumping up and down and acting like frat guys.
Suzy: Did you go to the dance?
Annie: Yeah.
Suzy: I didn't see you.
Annie: I was in the middle..in the grindfest.
Suzy: Whore.
grindfest by cupcakeex3 June 15, 2010

grindfest 

A dance where everyone on the floor (or off the floor) is grinding
Dude are you going to the dance? You should, because I heard its going to be a grindfest.
grindfest by edwild22 February 13, 2009

greedies 

A female/s who is/are usually good looking and who is/are greedy for cock
holy shit brian look at those greedies
greedies by the96edwy October 29, 2010
A party from either 12AM-6AM or form 10:30PM- 4:30 AM in which the students of the Alabama School of Math and Science bring in their computers, x-boxes, gamecubes, gamecasts, ddr pads, rpg games, and lots more geeky stff and have a party. HALO foir 6 hours is heaven on earth for some, while others like to challenge the teachers at DDR. Anime is one of the most popular things, only second to the LAN party, which sually consists of geeks playing WOW (world of warcraft). wOOt! Go HALO and WOW!!!
Hey yo! It's time for Geekfest!

Yeah! I can't wait to play freaking HALO II for 6 hours! Let's go wait outside the doors so I can get a HALO controller!

Yeah! ROCK ON!
Geekfest by Halolover07 May 21, 2006
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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