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2 Greenies for a Blackie
The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
2 Greenies for a Blackie by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014
greedfest
a Virus that Masquerades as latte art coffee passion. Greedfest is Actually a manmade virus built to collect as much money per hour as possible.
More profitable than coffee once the larvae hatch and begin to eat your soul. Once you sponsor greedfest the viral host won't let you leave.
Outbreaks are tri-annual but it may be treated with a lawyer and a truthful Interrogatory.
in Extreme cases greedfest Delusions Exhibit irrational beliefs, held with a high level of conviction that they own a state such as Washington, they are highly resistant to change even when the delusional party is exposed to forms of proof that contradict the greedfest organism.
Simple word associations are impossible to the greedfest patient i.e. I say coffee city and you say? Clearly Seattle is where a coffee association would locate a show.
Friends don't let Friends Greedfest. Just say NO to lifestyle events or wear protection. Their is help available if you genuinely care about coffee.
More profitable than coffee once the larvae hatch and begin to eat your soul. Once you sponsor greedfest the viral host won't let you leave.
Outbreaks are tri-annual but it may be treated with a lawyer and a truthful Interrogatory.
in Extreme cases greedfest Delusions Exhibit irrational beliefs, held with a high level of conviction that they own a state such as Washington, they are highly resistant to change even when the delusional party is exposed to forms of proof that contradict the greedfest organism.
Simple word associations are impossible to the greedfest patient i.e. I say coffee city and you say? Clearly Seattle is where a coffee association would locate a show.
Friends don't let Friends Greedfest. Just say NO to lifestyle events or wear protection. Their is help available if you genuinely care about coffee.
Steamiest Of Meanie Greenies
Steamiest Of Meanie Greenies by Steamymeaniegreenie September 22, 2022