Greased Weasel 

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.

Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

Greased Weasel by chachachachachooddee June 1, 2016

Greased weasel 

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

Greased weasel by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

greased weasel shit 

greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.

If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!

greased weasel shit by Steve CHUTER November 7, 2006

Getting his Weasel Greased 

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet

Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased

Getting his Weasel Greased by Miguele March 28, 2017

Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself

Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel

Grease weasel by aonerockz September 18, 2018

grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

grease the weasel by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

grease my weasel by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008