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Guayna-be 

In Puerto Rico, someone who is a wannabe guaynabicho or guaynabicha.

Guayanabichos tend to be of higher class, no lower than middle-high. However a number of people from lower classes strive to appear higher than they are and imitate the affectation, manner of dress, politics, and other accouterments of guaynabichos.

This fools no one, specially not the real Guaynabichos, who take advantage of them and turn them into useful fools.

Port-manteau of "guaynabicho" and "wanna-be".
"You are such a guayna-be, wearing counterfeit Crocs and fake Lacoste"

"Only a guayna-be would vote for that guy"
Guayna-be by esekaese July 8, 2012
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bah weep grana weep ninny bon 

The "Universal Greeting" as used in Transformers: The Movie (original animated film 1986). Autobots Hot Rod and Kup are confronted by the Sharkticons, offering Energon as a sign of peace. Later in the movie, Hot Rod is confronted by the Junkions on the Planet of Junk, and does the same.
You: bah weep grana weep ninny bon. (Offer a handshake)
Stranger: bah weep grana weep ninny bon! (Returns handshake)
A vortex of sheer man-on-man action
"That's one big gaynado over there!"
gaynado by Jumbo jacoby December 6, 2013
The act of doing anal within the proximity of a grave yard
Did you hear that "chloe" and "Andy" did granal last night
Granal by Horrendous bully April 4, 2021
I'm heading over to the granary this afternoon to see Great Grandma Mabel.
Granary by Les goddams October 3, 2020

Grayasexual 

An umbrella term for someone who is on the asexual spectrum.

It encompasses people who identify strongly with asexuality, but don’t feel like asexual is the most correct word for them. There are many possible definitions and identities under the gray asexual umbrella, but here are some of the most commonly seen ones:
- feels sexual attraction infrequently, of low intensity, to few people, or in specific circumstances
- feels sexual attraction, but has no desire to act on it
- has confusing or ambiguous feelings of sexual attraction
- feels that sexual attraction is not a meaningful concept to them personally

The main thing to remember about gray asexuality is that an individual is allowed to define it any way they choose and that it is a unique orientation. If a gray asexual’s definition doesn’t match up with one of the above, it doesn’t mean their identity is not valid.
Nancy's grayasexual. She's probably not interested in hooking up with you.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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