grave rash

An STD which one contracts following a sexual encounter with a crusty corpse. The precise cause is unknown, but likely results from the deceased having had any or all of the following: chlamydia, gonorrhea, crabs.

Friend 1:(While scratching genital region) Ugh, I think I caught something from your grandma last night.
Friend 2: Dude, my granny's dead.
Friend 1: I know, I almost threw my back out digging the bitch up, then she gives me a raging case of grave rash!

grave rash by Twig'n'Barry February 19, 2014

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gravel rash

The horribly painful rash one gets after tripping and falling, or 'pavement surfing' as it's often called.

"I fell on my face and now I have gravel rash on my face, down my arm, down my leg and on my arse"

gravel rash by Skankerchank May 22, 2005

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gravel rash

Gravel rash is a term used in the gay community, to describe their first anal sex experience, as often the sphincter is very tight, and may produce a rash on the tip and shaft of the erect penis.

Trent: "Man, my first anal sex with a guy gave me the biggest gravel rash on my fucken knob aye! Luckily with time, the wounds have healed and so has my gay sex life!"

gravel rash by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

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I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me by Spiderman:no way home December 20, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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