grave rash

An STD which one contracts following a sexual encounter with a crusty corpse. The precise cause is unknown, but likely results from the deceased having had any or all of the following: chlamydia, gonorrhea, crabs.

Friend 1:(While scratching genital region) Ugh, I think I caught something from your grandma last night.
Friend 2: Dude, my granny's dead.
Friend 1: I know, I almost threw my back out digging the bitch up, then she gives me a raging case of grave rash!

grave rash by Twig'n'Barry February 19, 2014

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gravel rash

The horribly painful rash one gets after tripping and falling, or 'pavement surfing' as it's often called.

"I fell on my face and now I have gravel rash on my face, down my arm, down my leg and on my arse"

gravel rash by Skankerchank May 22, 2005

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gravel rash

Gravel rash is a term used in the gay community, to describe their first anal sex experience, as often the sphincter is very tight, and may produce a rash on the tip and shaft of the erect penis.

Trent: "Man, my first anal sex with a guy gave me the biggest gravel rash on my fucken knob aye! Luckily with time, the wounds have healed and so has my gay sex life!"

gravel rash by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

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I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me by Spiderman:no way home December 20, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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