grassham 

To "grassham", or to be grassham'ed is an act of abandonment. To the recipient, you'd be stranded by a supposed friend. To the guilty party, or grasshamicator, the only difference between being a fucking prick, a cocksucker, or just a straight up asshole, to being a grasshamicator is that you are such a coward, you cushion your premeditated act with minimal financial restitution. Whereas, a cocksucker knows he's a cocksucker and cares little to none about his actions and generally does these things without reason at all, and a grasshamicator has a reason, but it is extremely frivolous. So frivolous that the grasshamicator lacks the fortitude to admit to it, hence, being a gutless coward and grasshamicator.

Yeah, my supposed homeboy for 25 years grassham'ed me, my dog, and her 2 little puppies high and dry on the street.

I knew he was a punk, but to grassham me after all we been through?

Girl; I think I have a crush on that guy that works at the adult video store. Is that weird?

Guy; yeah, that guy's a wormy fucking douche! He may grassham you because his goldfish died or some shit. He looks like a total grasshamicator and I'm warning you now, if you get grassham'ed, don't call me to cry about it!

grassham by Ardius December 10, 2017

grasshawk

A male mosquito usually larger than than their female counter part they tend to fly up into your face when disturbed

Person 1) *walking through grass* Ahhhh!!!!!! Dam grasshawks

Person 2) *lol* I told you to use the sidewalk *lol*

grasshawk by TeaKah March 14, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004