grass-touching 

a term used when you lose an argument to an educated person and dont know what to say anymore.

dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

grass-touching by bbm gc November 12, 2020

grass-touching 

a term used when you lose an argument with an educated person and dont know what to say.

dumb person: ugh larries are so stupid, touch some grass!
smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

grass-touching by bbm gc November 12, 2020

Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD) 

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes

"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD) by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022

a person in need of touching grass 

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

a person in need of touching grass by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021

Touching Grass 

Something you haven't been doing

Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?

Touching Grass by Willgamer July 8, 2021

Touching Grass 

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.

"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."

Touching Grass by Cool ore March 10, 2022

touching grass 

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

touching grass by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022