"I thought I saw her cheating on me last night, but in the morning she said I was so high I was imagining things."
"Nah bro, she's grasslighting you."
"Wow that sucks. Still gonna toke though."

grasslighting by Wake(man) & Bake(r), LLP November 30, 2016

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Grasslighting

When people suggest to "touch grass" or go outside as an insult and especially when used to punctuate a conversation or argument.

I thought it was pretty rude and ignorant when they started grasslighting me after I posted that memes are a valid form of storytelling and considered internet folklore.

Grasslighting by MC1100 June 21, 2024

Chuck Grasslighting

when Chuck Grassley lies, which is constantly

Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.

Chuck Grasslighting by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025

glasslighting

It's what wives to to their husbands when they fall asleep during a movie.

Nichole stop Glasslighting me, I know you were sleeping.

glasslighting by IBeleiveinHarveyDent November 23, 2022

Gasslighting

The correct spelling of the word ‘gasslighting.’ Anybody who tells you any different is wrong. It is a common misconception that gasslighting only has one s’, but just like the base word ‘gass’ it is spelt with two.

Person1: Gasslighting is spelt with two s’ , right?
Person2: Yeah.
Person3: I thought it only had one?
Person2: Common misconception.

Gasslighting by ihavetheanswer August 20, 2024

Graslighting

When a group of people collectively gaslight someone or another group of people

They are graslighting Sahrish into thinking she said what she said.
They are graslighting the kids to make them think they made a mistake.

Graslighting by bhotacholena September 30, 2025

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026