IBeleiveinHarveyDent's definitions

glasslighting

It's what wives to to their husbands when they fall asleep during a movie.

Nichole stop Glasslighting me, I know you were sleeping.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent November 23, 2022

Olive Oil Cake

Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.

How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 3, 2022

Olive Cake

The best tasting cake with the worst name.

This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

Dessert Chips

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022