grapenuts 

Haemorrhoids;piles

"Christ, my grapenuts feel like they're the size of basketballs"

grapenuts by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

golden grape nuts 

When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.

"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"

golden grape nuts by uptanuthin' March 4, 2009

Gapenut

Putting male genitals inside of a gapping hole.

She was so loose, the whole party decided to gapenut her.

Gapenut by Khloe Cox March 19, 2021

Grape Nuts 

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

Grape Nuts by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

Ella Grapentine 

A small TikToker and tennis player rising to fame.

Ella grapentine the TikToker!

Ella Grapentine by ELLa fan December 27, 2020

ella grapentine 

annoying brat somtimes and whiny all the time acts like your in the wrong when she really is

ella grapentine is being such a brat

ella grapentine by asdfghjkwert March 18, 2020

grapenut 

one of the top q3 ra3 players on the eastcoast of USA.

grapenut railed fiji

grapenut by Anonymous July 10, 2003