Definitions by Therealdingleberryjerry

Leech-Sack 

When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.

Dude, this warm weather is giving me a serious case of leech-sack.

Leech-Sack by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

Grape Nuts 

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

Grape Nuts by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

Cheeznatch 

When a chick's vajayjay has a faint cheese-like odor that makes you regret trying to go down on her.

Dude, that chick had cheeznatch so bad my choad deflated faster than you could say the word "cheddar."

Cheeznatch by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

Food Rape 

What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.

Dude, those enchiladas totally food raped me when I was in the shitter 5 minutes ago.

Food Rape by Therealdingleberryjerry June 15, 2017