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granther 

A man in his late 50s or older that has grandkids and is divorced, widowered, or single. He also frequents local establishments looking for women his kids age, or even younger (his grandkids' age). This man is still on his "game" (due to advances in modern medicine usually perscribed). Recognizable by a scotch in one hand and his black card in the other. His golden chain entwined in his executive silver chest hair protruding from his unbuttoned shirt.
Hugh Hefner has been a granther to many of the women he has had in the past 20 years.
granther by Sooner07 December 28, 2007
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granther 

n. A man who seeks sexual or romantic relationships with significantly older women.

Similar to panthers (younger women dating older men) and their counterparts, manthers (older men dating younger women), granthers are younger men dating grandmother-aged women.
A 67 year old cougar signed up for a senior online dating site and was surprised at how many granthers in their 20s, 30s and 40s asked her out.
granther by Kutyagirl March 31, 2011
An abnormally small line of cocaine
Oh! I see we have a granter
Granter by Bjornski June 19, 2021
The best running back in the NFL currently, maybe of all time. A fantasy football god.

Ganther (v.)- to defeat an opponent in fantasy football thanks to the glorious contribution of Quinton Ganther's points.
I was losing by 10 going in to the 4:00 games, but my opponent got Ganthered and I won by 11!!
Ganther by Brindazzle December 13, 2009
One who takes in 100% of income and spends it on nothing, ie rocks and dirt ect.
Jim was being a ganther when he was selling sticks he found on the ground.
Ganther by JIM BOWER January 4, 2011
Gather and Grab.

A more agressive gathering, like you are a little bit upset while grabbing something

(Word by Foolish__Gamers during a stream)
(Stream name: NO MORE PUMPKINS! - Dream SMP)
Dont mind me, im gonna go and grather some glowstone
Grather by Icy_escape May 9, 2021

granthee 

Granthee is derived from the word 'green tea'. Granthee is a very dumb yet funny person and can be emo at times. Granthee despises males and has anger issues.
random kid: HEY GIVE ME MY TOY BACK! Granthee: *breaks the toy* Here you go :D
granthee by sleepy gworl October 1, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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