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Granthole 

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.
That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!
Granthole by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013

Granthole 

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.
"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.
Granthole by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Granthole 

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.
On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.

Graphene 

Graphene is an allotrope of carbon in the form of a flat, atomic-scale, hexagonal lattice in which one atom forms each vertex. It can also be considered as an indefinitely large aromatic molecule.

Graphene has many interesting properties. It is about 200 times stronger than steel by weight, conducts heat and electricity with great efficiency and is nearly transparent.

Scientists have theorized about graphene for decades. It is quite likely that graphene was unwittingly produced in small quantities for centuries through the use of pencils and other similar applications of graphite, but it was first measurably produced and isolated in the lab in 2003. Research was informed by existing theoretical descriptions of its composition, structure and properties. High-quality graphene proved to be surprisingly easy to isolate, making more research possible.

Andre Geim and Konstantin Novoselov at the University of Manchester won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 2010 "for groundbreaking experiments regarding the two-dimensional material graphene."

The global market for graphene is reported to have reached $9 million by 2014 with most sales in the semiconductor, electronics, battery energy and composites industries.
Potential graphene applications include lightweight, thin, flexible, yet durable display screens, electric circuits and solar cells, as well as various medical, chemical and industrial processes enhanced or enabled by the use of new graphene materials.
Graphene by Nixel June 29, 2015
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"I just converted to Urbanism and I achieved grateness!"
grateness by The Urbanist January 30, 2018

graphene oxide 

An engineered nanofoil, the thinnest substance known to science. Forms electrically conductive mobile conduits when exposed to EMF, most notably 5G. Excessively durable owing to the same physical property that enables it to transit the blood-brain barrier and cell nuclei: a thickness of one (1) molecule. Reputedly hostile to biological systems from which, once introduced, is virtually impossible to flush. Said by many to be the primary ingredient in your CoV-2 shot.
300 million sheep: reuters says there's 'no evidence' of graphene oxide in the jab.

me: that's funny, the company that makes the 'vax is bragging about it on their website
graphene oxide by American Motors October 3, 2021