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Grannybaseball 

Baseball blog focused on defending traditional baseball measures. Focused primarily on Minnesota Twins baseball team, including minor leagues.
Grannybaseball is located at grannybaseball.blogspot.com.
Grannybaseball by Grannybaseball December 22, 2008

grannyshagger 

a person who prefers the sexual company of the elderly or those of the same sex.
Quentin: Jon seems to be getting onn very well with your nan.
Jeeves: They've been at it for 3 days now. He's a right grannyshagger.
grannyshagger by narch12 December 7, 2006

gunnybagger 

CB slanguage insult or term of comeraderie derived from a slaveholder slang term meaning slave. See also cottonpicker.
1. Hey gunnybagger, you're nothin' but a cottonpicker!

2. Hey gunnybagger, how ya doin'?
gunnybagger by Downstrike May 29, 2004

Grannyball 

A form of baseball played by Beatrice Middleton and all the neighborhood kids. Often played in the street with her coaching. Grannyball is easy to play. After a run is scored the dogs come and move the bases further apart. Grannyball is most often played in the summer when the kids are out of school. You will love i! Beatrice Middleton told you! If you want a great game to play until fall grab your favorite granny and play Grannyball.
Beatrice: Hey Diego, Wilson, you two up for a game of Granyball? Its going to be fun.

Diego: What's Grannyball? I've never heard of it. Is it good to play?

Beatrice: Of course it is! Its great, I'll teach you! Its just like normal baseball, except played by a bunch of grannies. See?

Wilson: Dang, she's right. This is fun! She knows what she's doing. (He hits a ball) Sweet, homerun!

Beatrice: That's it. We'd better move the bases. (she whistles for the dogs) Come on in. (the dogs move the bases)

Diego: Wow! This game is fun. I'm gonna have to play it with my grandma. She would love it!

Beatrice: Hey, I'm your grandma. I'm both your grandmas. You love me like one! Grannyball is for everyone!

Wilson: You're right, Coach Beatrice, Grannyball rocks. It is the best game we've ever played.

Beatrice: Okay, now that the game's over, we need some exercise. Give me 50! Grannyball rocks! (they all drop to the ground and start doing push ups)
Grannyball by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

graybagging 

A high-clout pundit who get things wrong all the time, attacking experts for getting something wrong one time. A graybagger assumes that just because he doesn't claim to be an expert, he doesn't have to take responsibility for getting things wrong.
God, that guy has 10,000 listeners and he's been wrong about so many big things. Why is he graybagging that 500-follower scientist for being wrong about that one thing that one time?
graybagging by anonymous August 9, 2022

graybagging 

graybagging is when a high-clout pundit who get things wrong all the time, attacks a low-clout expert for being inaccurate one time

to graybag is to punch down, alternatively a person could be so incompetent and societally harmful with their own takes that punching laterally at another person counts as graybagging
wait, so Matt told his 10,000 followers that Roe V. Wade wouldn't be overturned, that Trump would be worse than Biden, and that we should stop lockdown completely two months into the pandemic - but he's graybagging a 500-follower expert for being too slow on covid?
graybagging by winterguin August 9, 2022
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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