Grannyball

A form of baseball played by Beatrice Middleton and all the neighborhood kids. Often played in the street with her coaching. Grannyball is easy to play. After a run is scored the dogs come and move the bases further apart. Grannyball is most often played in the summer when the kids are out of school. You will love i! Beatrice Middleton told you! If you want a great game to play until fall grab your favorite granny and play Grannyball.

Beatrice: Hey Diego, Wilson, you two up for a game of Granyball? Its going to be fun.

Diego: What's Grannyball? I've never heard of it. Is it good to play?

Beatrice: Of course it is! Its great, I'll teach you! Its just like normal baseball, except played by a bunch of grannies. See?

Wilson: Dang, she's right. This is fun! She knows what she's doing. (He hits a ball) Sweet, homerun!

Beatrice: That's it. We'd better move the bases. (she whistles for the dogs) Come on in. (the dogs move the bases)

Diego: Wow! This game is fun. I'm gonna have to play it with my grandma. She would love it!

Beatrice: Hey, I'm your grandma. I'm both your grandmas. You love me like one! Grannyball is for everyone!

Wilson: You're right, Coach Beatrice, Grannyball rocks. It is the best game we've ever played.

Beatrice: Okay, now that the game's over, we need some exercise. Give me 50! Grannyball rocks! (they all drop to the ground and start doing push ups)

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

Grannybaseball

Baseball blog focused on defending traditional baseball measures. Focused primarily on Minnesota Twins baseball team, including minor leagues.

Grannybaseball is located at grannybaseball.blogspot.com.

by Grannybaseball December 22, 2008

Grandballin'

Sex with someone over the age of 65.

"I was grandballin' your mom all night"
"You sneaky motherfucker!!"
"Exactly."

by scrappington2 September 20, 2014

Grannykiller

Noun. Grannykiller ('ɡra nē 'kɪl ər): A person who does not believe reasonable Covid-19 countermeasures are worth performing during pandemic outbreaks. These people have no love for their neighbors, and therefore refuse to perform the simplest tasks that might prevent the spread of the disease. See Sociopath.

Adj,Adv. Grannykilling ('ɡra nē ˈkɪl ɪŋ) : Completely irresponsible actions taken without consideration of your neighbors. See Sociopathic.

Did you see those grannykillers at the Black Friday Sale? Hellz yeah I hope those Spreadneck Drumpfucks bought a fucking clue!

You planning on traveling for Christmas? Hellz yeah you know we're gettin' our grannykillin' on! Trump 2024!

by Jesus Blanquisimo November 28, 2020

grannybagg

Someone who is gay often goes with men and denies it

Connor: Yeah Ben is a fuckin grannybagg

John: tell me about it the little gay boy
Ben: im not gay fucking imagine it

by Justaguywhoshaggedurmum April 6, 2021

Grandeball

When your balls are bigger than your penis

Damn your load is huge.

I know I’ve got grandeball syndrome.

by Balls10183840472 September 27, 2021

Graham grayballing

The act of when a Graham's girlfriend is licking and nibbling his scabby salty balls, she looks like a rabid flea infested dog when it's feverishly nibbling itself to scratch at its fleas, the scum soaked scabs are her favourite snack. Mmm

Accidentally walks in on a Graham and his girlfriend's while she's gobbling his nutsack like a starving dog,

Ugh man. I didn't know ur into Graham grayballing

Snacks anyone? She's asks... scabs drifting from her lips.. it's sooo tasty

by Graham guzzler June 20, 2025