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Has a Huge Dick Period.

A 12 Incher AKA a Grandstaff

Grandstaff by Grandstaff February 14, 2010

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Georgia Grandstaff

one of the worst living people alive

Georgia grandstaff needs to gte over herself!

Georgia Grandstaff by bibi July 31, 2003

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grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.

"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

grandstanding by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

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grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

grandstander by Denekawa May 11, 2017

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grindstaffed

Getting hoodwinked, bamboozled, or otherwise being mislead by someone. Then as a result of being mislead, you end up looking stupid or getting into an argument with someone.

I got grindstaffed yesterday, and now today everyone hates me.

grindstaffed by DubbD June 28, 2010

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grandstanding

Showing off.

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

grandstanding by y20degrees May 7, 2004

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American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

American Grandstand by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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