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grandma-ed

to recieve a gift that you (or any sensible person) do not what or need, preferably from your grandma
i got totally grandma-ed this christmas i got a F***in leopard snuggie and a nail file
by munsonburger February 24, 2010
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Grandpa Ed

Pure Beast...ANIMAL...Extremely non grimey
WOW...You are acting like a true Grandpa Ed
by SHERIFF JOHN NADGE March 2, 2005
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Grandma Edna

A girl who fell in love with Barney. She had over 100 kids with Barney. They usually Have braces and always have a kid named Charlene.
Look it’s Grandma Edna the one who loves Barney “
“Oh no”.
by Edna was here April 14, 2019
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grandmapedia

Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.
Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.
by the comand'r February 2, 2018
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Grandmageddon

The wrath of the family matriarch that is generally triggered by doing something tremendously displeasing to Gma. This wrath can range from cold stares and cutting comments around the Thanksgiving table, to extended guilt trips, to having family lakeside cabin privileges revoked, and even to having her rewrite you out of her will.
Grandmageddon should be avoided or delayed at all costs, because unlike other people, she is much more likely to carry her grudge to the grave- mainly because the crazy old bitch is not to far from it.
"Dave doesn't look to happy about going home for the Thanksgiving break."
"That's because he has to tell his Grandma that he and Julie are planning on spending Christmas in Cancun. He's planning on triggering Grandmageddon on his last day there."
"Oh? How sad- he was really looking forward to getting that '09 BMW. Well, so much for that."
by JohnnyTheLatteBoy January 2, 2009
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Grandmadonna

a person of an elder age group who thinks they are as relevant as a younger, more-talented person.
Lady Gaga is popular today. Enough of Grandmadonna trying to claim she wrote all songs.
by sesmith70 March 6, 2012
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grandmaed

Verb: To do something that a grandmother would typically do.
I totally grandmaed out and sent that cat picture to EVERYONE!
by rossisdead December 9, 2011
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