grammarape 

The very act of posting something on the Internet that absolutely ignores all rules regarding spelling, syntax, and punctuation. Grammarape will be the ultimate undoing of the Internet and will be what convinces alien life forms to completely bypass our planet as nothing more than an intergalactic truck stop.

Please note.. this is about GRAMMAR. Yes, the word looks like "Gramma Rape," but please understand that this has nothing to do with sexually violating your mother's mother.

"I'm pleased to see that you performed a heinous grammarape in that email to me."

grammarape by endlessmonkeys November 14, 2009

grammarsphere 

The grammarsphere is the cyberworld of web pages, blogs, and Facebook groups where English-language nerds hang out and have raging debates about things like "singular they", "verbing nouns", "the Oxford comma" and "logical punctuation".

"Do you want to do something this weekend?"
"No, I can't. I'm going to meet my grammarsphere friends this weekend."
"What? You are going to meet _who_?"
"Whom."
"The people that your meeting this weekend."
"I think you mean 'The people whom you're meeting this weekend.'"
"I'm not meeting anybody this weekend."
"Exactly. Well, at least not my grammarsphere friends."

grammarsphere by frizlebic July 2, 2012

grammarize 

To correct the grammar of written or spoken work.

-Can you grammarize my term paper for me?
-Sure, give it to me tomorrow.

grammarize by rhymeswithorange986 February 23, 2011

grammarphile 

A lover of all things grammar-related.*

*Not as harsh as the "grammar police", but devoted all the same.

The grammarphile loved the English language so much, she defended the butchering of the language whenever possible.

(Red Ink, Inc. is a blog by by a true grammarphile, whom originally defined this word.)

grammarphile by The Pear Lady May 3, 2008

grammarsexual 

One who holds grammar in particularly high esteem.

She was a polyamourous grammarsexual. Nouns, verbs, adjectives - she proudly loved them all.

grammarsexual by Layni13 November 27, 2015

grammarize 

to correct and to fix grammar within in a paper.

I need someone to help me grammarize my paper.

grammarize by thetalkinator March 9, 2009

grammaries 

1. The breasts of an elderly woman.

2. Saggy, flat breasts that have a slight odor of sour milk or mildew.

3. Aged pancakes.

My grandmother Helga always made sure to roll up her grammaries and secure them with rubber bands to prevent the uncomfortable pinching that would occur if they slipped below her pant line.

When he returned home, John ate the leftover grammaries that had been sitting on the counter since last Tuesday.

grammaries by C.S.Lee March 9, 2009