Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

he made graduation 

people reminding themselves that ye (kanye west) made the album, graduation.

he made graduation

he made graduation

he made graduation…

he made graduation by lemontreesauce October 17, 2022

graduation glasses 

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.

Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.

graduation glasses by a0sten May 12, 2011

Graduation

The best known cure to senioritis and similar diseases. Side effects include long gowns, flat square-shaped hats, diplomas, responsibility, college, and/or career.

After graduation, Jerry learned to pack his own lunches.

Graduation by Doni June 25, 2005

graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."

I miss school. There said it.

graduation by Eric March 6, 2005

he made graduation 

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kanye: "when i wake up i'm going death con 3 on JEWISH PEOPLE"
cancelkanyewest424: "how ye is anti semitic, a thread🧵"
kanyewestlover911: "HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION!"

he made graduation by randomnessidk October 27, 2022

graduation

The day you realize you just spent 13 years of your life to walk across a stage wearing a funny looking hat to get a piece of paper.

What!?! I worked the equivilent of a full time job for 13 years for a piece of paper that basically means I didn't fall asleep in class too much! There goes 13 years of my life that i'll never get back. What's the point of graduation anyway?

graduation by monkeyg101 December 2, 2011