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An ancient, demonic, Sumerian god. Also known as Gozer the Gozerian; the Destructor; the Traveler; the Destroyer.
Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy. - Ghostbusters
Gozer by Sidmystic September 29, 2003
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A hot woman, usually a stripper, who ends up being a crazy psychotic bitch. From the movie Ghostbusters, Gozer the Gozerian was an evil shapes-shifter that showed up as a sexy, scantilly clad woman.
A guy may want to date a woman he's met, and his friend will warn him "Watch out, she's a Gozer."
Gozer by MyCatsBreath August 23, 2011
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Bursting out the rear window of your vehicle by closing the hatch while a piece of outdoor equipment is still in the threshold
Damn I almost pulled a Gozer when I loaded that pressure washer.
Gozer by Chevyguy20015 February 21, 2019
A shortened way to pretty much say how are you or how are you doing / how goes it.
Billy: Hey bob, how gozer?
Bob: well you know my wife just left me… so not great.

Gozer the Gozarian 

To shoot your load all over her body; face, hair, tits, stomach so that it looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man exploded on her.
Dude, kleenex wasn't enough! I went Gozer the Gozarian on that bitch!
Gozer the Gozarian by Big Choker August 23, 2011

Gozer the Gozarian 

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."
There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!
Gozer the Gozarian by crjoker June 11, 2017

governerd 

A Governerd is a student of US government and democracy with a passion for non-partisan, fact-based learning. Governerds are critical thinkers who engage in open-minded and respectful discussion. They actively listen to understand, are open to diverse views, and seek deeper knowledge about legislative, executive, and judicial matters as well as the Constitution.

Governerds are looking for truth and peace in a political climate that is often fraught with lies and divisive rhetoric. A governerd is committed to facts, not feelings. Governerds are always respectful and kind as they seek to find answers to hard questions. They practice recognizing bias and how to come together to find common ground. They care deeply for fellow citizens, are dedicated to helping others, and collectively turn their pennies into miracles.

Governerds also share an appreciation of whale facts, bald eagles, poorly curated clothing subscription boxes, the Great Lakes, and procrastination chickens.

Governerds originated as students of America's Government Teacher, Sharon McMahon
1) "In Sharon McMahon's latest Government for Grownups lecture about landmark Supreme Court Cases, her fellow Governerds engaged in respectful discussion in order to listen, learn, and better understand the Court's rulings."
2) "As a Governerd, I'm committed to facts, not feelings."
3) "Any Governerd will tell you: Facts do not require your approval."
governerd by governerds_unite June 25, 2021
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