by Melissa Jannet February 26, 2012
a goyle is a perverted and often smelly man, they have also been known to have a very short temper and can also perform magic.
by jinglysacomin June 22, 2009
Mike: Hey man I'm gonna go see Alix this weekend.
Seth: Man, You better leave that GOYL alone!
Mike: WTF?
Seth: She's a Girl outta your league!
Seth: Man, You better leave that GOYL alone!
Mike: WTF?
Seth: She's a Girl outta your league!
by GeneralSP August 17, 2012
Short for gargoyle. Refers to a male who is big a doofy looking. Can have a nice body, but if so, there is no substance at all between his ears. Usually what a thot brings back to a shore house. Can be chanted by males that aren't goyles.
Female: Hey guys, this is my friend Joe.
*All Men in the House*: GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE!
Female: OMG you guys are so rude he's not a goyle!
Goyle: What?! *looking all spaced out and dumb like he is*
*All Men in the House*: GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE!
Female: OMG you guys are so rude he's not a goyle!
Goyle: What?! *looking all spaced out and dumb like he is*
by Ritz11 May 31, 2017
Noun. Derived from the word gargoyle, it usually indicates a hideous. . . thing. One famous conversation starter used by Goyles goes something like, "Hey. Isn't it wierd when you're staring at a chick for like, five minutes, and you think she doesn't notice you, but then she turns around and asks 'What are you looking at?' Isn't that wierd?"
by Not Goyle February 15, 2008
Goyling (goy-uh-ling) - The act of perching upon a kitchen counter nude, in typical gargoyle positioning in order to frighten/traumatize another person. This is typically done with 6 to 13 people in order to effectively terrorize the victim. It is common practice to wait until nightfall for maximum goyling gratification.
Charlie: Hey, me, Kenneth, and the boys are planning on goyling Daniel’s dad tonight. Are you in?
Easton: Of course! I’ll get my goyling gear and I’ll be right there.
Easton: Of course! I’ll get my goyling gear and I’ll be right there.
by Landagoose May 22, 2024