Goylock

The villian of the Capcom arcade game Eco Fighters. Kernal K. Goylock was the president of the Goylock Corporation, and was trying to destroy the Earth with water pollution, air pollution, and dumping of toxic waste. He also had a huge train, a huge ship, a space Rolls Royce, and two space battle ships shaped like him. He was voted the greatest arcade villian by the N.C. Gaming Company in 2006, receiving their golden Egg statuette.

Goylock is causing the plains to turn into the desert! We think he is doing this throough air pollution!

by Steve and Billy May 30, 2006

Gorlock The Destroyer

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Gollock

(male version of the gunt)
The bulging bottom half of a fat mans stomach that tucks into his trousers. Half way between the gut and bollocks hence gollock. Sometimes seen hanging out from the bottom of his t-shirt.

"Dude look at the size of his nuts!" "nah bro that's his gollock"

by Gollock Hunter August 2, 2013

Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).

"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."

by (BIGH) October 24, 2023

gorlock

1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.

I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.

by scott sommers January 31, 2008

Goblocker

A cock. A dick. A penis.

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"

by Godflesh May 24, 2011

Goblocks

One of the considered names of Roblox from 2003 to 2005, alongside with Dynablocks.
Unlike those 2 names, it never had a actual logo, despite that there was a fan art of it.

Dude 1: hey wanna play goblocks?
Dude 2: yes, and btw It’s called Roblox, but that name was in 2003

by Numpty911 March 11, 2022