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govermental

an exclamation similar to "girl boss", meaning dominant, cool, influential, or important; usually in an insane or unbelievable way.
Maria: I made varsity!

Georgia: girl, that is govermental!
by rockeywoosluv3r April 12, 2025
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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Goverment

A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012
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Governmentally Skullfucked

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.
We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.
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Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.
I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.
by Just another rando December 24, 2021
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Governmentilate

The act of blaming the government for anything, like, the mysterious disappearance of an object or person, strange noises, or whatever you can blame something for.

(This started as a joke when my friends and I were camping in the woods, we would hear animals in the trees or something would disappear, we would say something like "The government took it. or, Don't worry about the noises, it's just the government.")
"How was the trip?"
"Jeremy decided to governmentilate when he started losing things."
by KazzyKing June 9, 2013
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Goverment

History is a lie
Religion is a control system
Money is a hoax
Debt is fiction
Goverment is a corporation
The system is a lie
by P0S1D3N October 11, 2016
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