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Governmentard 

A Governmentard is one who legislates poorly or not at all, and the laws he/she puts into effect(or fails to put into effect) tend to harm the governed.

Alternately, the governmentard can be one who legislates solely to keep office, or keep others from staying in office. The best way to be sure that you have identified a governmentard is to determine whether or not they have any useful purpose in government, whatsoever. If they are useless or detrimental, then you have yourself a prime example of a governmentard.
Example 1: The House Republicans in July 2011 are total governmentards- their proposed legislation which they have artificially connected to the debt ceiling, which they can't even agree upon, threatens the financial future of the globe, and everyone knows their sole purpose is to keep Obama from being reelected.

Example 2: John Boner(a fictitious character not to be confused with anyone in office, past or present) is a prime governmentard- he will damage our country just so the Republican party can inherit the earth. Have they considered what it is that they will inherit?
Governmentard by aidsdate.com July 28, 2011
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did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

Governmentally Skullfucked 

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.
We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

Governmented 

When you have a party and someone you invited (the governmenter) brings an entourage that outnumbers the total number of people you originally invited. This often results in the taking over of your party or the proverbial "stealing of one's thunder".

Originated because government representatives will always outnumber a company's representatives at any meeting.
"Why are all these people at my party? I didn't invite them..."
"They all came with (name of governmenter)."
"That's more people than I invited to my own party!"
"You've just been governmented."
Governmented by Legion_05 November 24, 2011

Governmental nonsense 

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.
I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.

Governmental 

A state of Moronicness only achieved by those in power, who have no idea of what to do with it.
President Bush's governmental attitude, will only led the US and it's allies lower in the opinions of other countries within the United Nations.
Governmental by A J V April 15, 2007

Governmental 

The stupidest of the stupid things done by people who have too much time on their hands.
Spending 6 million dollars on a 20 grand project is just governmental.
Governmental by Thrashbull August 18, 2012
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