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Goatmanity
A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009
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goutman • Goatman • Gourmand • goumana • gourman • Goatmanity • Goatman of Wakefield • Gortman64 • goumang • Gourmandaphilia
gourman
Any food that puts emphasis on taste while maximizing serving size. Slight importance is also given to food group diversity, and cost to awesomeness ratio.
Man. That chili was totally gourman. I'm on my third bowl.
I just might have to unbutton my pants after this.
I just might have to unbutton my pants after this.
gourman by whatablair January 11, 2009
uncouth gourmand
1. People who share a love for food and a lack of etiquette.
2. Flavorful but rarely correctly seasoned.
3. People that go to a small plate restaurant and ask for a bigger plate.
4. People who stick an entire enormous roll of sushi in their mouths in one bite and prefer that to inhaling oxygen.
5. People who eat with their hands, have no qualms about plastic cutlery, and use chopsticks to fish pickles out of the jar while watching cooking shows.
2. Flavorful but rarely correctly seasoned.
3. People that go to a small plate restaurant and ask for a bigger plate.
4. People who stick an entire enormous roll of sushi in their mouths in one bite and prefer that to inhaling oxygen.
5. People who eat with their hands, have no qualms about plastic cutlery, and use chopsticks to fish pickles out of the jar while watching cooking shows.
An uncouth gourmands is someone who believes that anything could be stuffed between two slices of bread or rolled up into a tortilla.
People who are not afraid of getting messy and sometimes wait until they something in their mouths to talk. "Stop being an uncouth gourmand"
People who are not afraid of getting messy and sometimes wait until they something in their mouths to talk. "Stop being an uncouth gourmand"
uncouth gourmand by Josie-UG February 5, 2010
gourmandookie
Mike only knows how to judge people without knowing them, eating shit all the time. A major gourmandookie!
gourmandookie by teenaGia July 18, 2016
Goatman
Goatman by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003
Gutman-effect
The change in the social and religious climate of a fraternity based on the addition of one brother.
4 years ago we were a house full of steaks, but now because of the Gutman-effect we have kids like Phillipe.
Gutman-effect by Gutterzzzzzzzz November 19, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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