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goutman

A person that has gout.
The patient found out that he is a goutman now, after his blood test report.
by Goutman August 4, 2007
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Goatmanity

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
by Girdith February 24, 2009
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gourman

Any food that puts emphasis on taste while maximizing serving size. Slight importance is also given to food group diversity, and cost to awesomeness ratio.
Man. That chili was totally gourman. I'm on my third bowl.
I just might have to unbutton my pants after this.
by whatablair January 11, 2009
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uncouth gourmand

1. People who share a love for food and a lack of etiquette.

2. Flavorful but rarely correctly seasoned.

3. People that go to a small plate restaurant and ask for a bigger plate.

4. People who stick an entire enormous roll of sushi in their mouths in one bite and prefer that to inhaling oxygen.

5. People who eat with their hands, have no qualms about plastic cutlery, and use chopsticks to fish pickles out of the jar while watching cooking shows.
An uncouth gourmands is someone who believes that anything could be stuffed between two slices of bread or rolled up into a tortilla.

People who are not afraid of getting messy and sometimes wait until they something in their mouths to talk. "Stop being an uncouth gourmand"
by Josie-UG February 5, 2010
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gourmandookie

Gourmand and dookie. A person that eats shit.
Mike only knows how to judge people without knowing them, eating shit all the time. A major gourmandookie!
by teenaGia July 18, 2016
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Goatman

Look! It's none other than goatman himself!
by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003
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Gutman-effect

The change in the social and religious climate of a fraternity based on the addition of one brother.
4 years ago we were a house full of steaks, but now because of the Gutman-effect we have kids like Phillipe.
by Gutterzzzzzzzz November 19, 2013
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