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I brought my gournal to work today and wrote down my thoughts.
gournal by gunther0728 July 9, 2011
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Typically a vampire-woman who teaches World Geography, or the like. A gornall is usually found in dark, small spaces, and when it is taken out of the comfortable space, it reacts violently.
Have you seen that gornall? She scares the bajeebers out of me!

Did you see that gornall melt after school today? I heard a kid opened the blinds!
Gornall by SmotherTheresaAllanMan February 24, 2009
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Sam gornall 

Some irrelevant 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘷 who is piss at kiddy go karting. Also used for calling for a person of 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦.
Who is that clapped faggot in the go kart,

That’s a Sam gornall
Sam gornall by Kanye_west ✓ February 23, 2022

Gurnalicious 

It's like gurn, except it's delicious.
That Oreo is totally gurnalicious!
Gurnalicious by GeneralOreo June 3, 2010
A large place, you've got upper and lower gornal based in west midlands.
Upper gornal girls can be nice.
Lower gornal girls are all slags.
Got a nice mcdonalds aswel ;).
Upper gornal: can we go for a drink and have sex? NO.
Lower gornal: can we go out and chill? Yeah aslong as you give me a good time ;)
gornal by noodles5985 January 4, 2012

gournalist 

1. One whose occupation is gournalism
2. One who writes about video games.
Anyone who writes about video games is a gournalist.

gournalism

1. The collection, writing, editing, and presentation of news and articles about video games.
2. The style of writing that is characteristic of gaming journalists.
3. A somewhat respected form of journalism, sometimes thought to be tainted by fanboiism (i.e. gournalists may sometimes write really nicely about development teams they want something from).
Writers for various gaming magazines or websites are taking part in gournalism.
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