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Typically a vampire-woman who teaches World Geography, or the like. A gornall is usually found in dark, small spaces, and when it is taken out of the comfortable space, it reacts violently.
Have you seen that gornall? She scares the bajeebers out of me!

Did you see that gornall melt after school today? I heard a kid opened the blinds!
Gornall by SmotherTheresaAllanMan February 24, 2009
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Sam gornall 

Some irrelevant 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘷 who is piss at kiddy go karting. Also used for calling for a person of 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦.
Who is that clapped faggot in the go kart,

That’s a Sam gornall
Sam gornall by Kanye_west ✓ February 23, 2022
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Gorealla 

One who fights evil by living life with respect for themselves and others and speaks only truth. --- One who keeps it real, hence Go-Real-A....
Big Ram is a fuckin Gorealla, he won't bullshit ya...

I'm a gorealla cuz I gorealla than you! You being a fake, fraud person.

Gosnalls 

Gosnalls is a poor, third world suburb within the city of Perth, Western Australia. The people of this area are usually bogans, drugos, hoons, yobos, meth addicts and general dickheads who have never worked a day in their life, relying on Centrelink to survive and support their bum fuck lifestyle. If the train you're taking passes through Gosnalls, make sure you've got some mates with ya who know how to use their fists. Because the locals will most likely single you out and roll you for your shoes if you don't.

There are also a lot of poor Australians and immigrants who have just gotten the rough end of the pineapple in life and aren't dickheads. But the sizeable population of bogans living there should make you cautious when passing through.
"Next stop: Gosnalls" - Train announcer
"Oh shit, fucking Gosnalls!" - Everyone

"Don't walk around Gosnalls at night... Some twelve year olds will stab you for your shoes" - Wise man
Gosnalls by Rossmoyne June 14, 2020

gormally 

It is when a gay man or a women rub there penis or vagina with another mans penis or vagina and is often very stupid.
Hey chuck why dont you gormally that bitch you fag!
gormally by Chuck WIii December 29, 2007
A large place, you've got upper and lower gornal based in west midlands.
Upper gornal girls can be nice.
Lower gornal girls are all slags.
Got a nice mcdonalds aswel ;).
Upper gornal: can we go for a drink and have sex? NO.
Lower gornal: can we go out and chill? Yeah aslong as you give me a good time ;)
gornal by noodles5985 January 4, 2012
Gornell can't multiply 2x18 and makes people question if humans actually evolved or not. He consistintally scores in the mildly retarded iq range, believes china has its own countries and throws temper tantrums at lunch.
Sr.Hamilton: Fid u here in English today Gornell answered a question with same. (Under his breath. Él es no intelliegente es muy stupido)

Mrs.Epely: IK!!! I'm willing to bet a potato has a higher iq.
Gornell by Juan_cena_slayerxxx February 7, 2017
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