Gothapotamus
So like yesterday, I went to the club, and... dude, there was this Gothapotamus there, she had to weigh like 400 pounds! FUCK!!
Gothapotamus by Anonymous November 8, 2003
Words you can keep
gothapotamus
a very rotund, gothic mythical beast.
has a serious problem with bloating and fat content.
it floats in water.
can be a pet to a goth person and there are strict leash laws that the owner must follow.
is normally silent unless munching.
has a serious problem with bloating and fat content.
it floats in water.
can be a pet to a goth person and there are strict leash laws that the owner must follow.
is normally silent unless munching.
gothapotamus exibit:
*at a zoo*
"the gothapotami (plural) are loose!!! everyone run!"
-apropriate screams and disorganized exiting-
"they will eat you all!! ahhhh-"
*nohm nom nom*
*at a zoo*
"the gothapotami (plural) are loose!!! everyone run!"
-apropriate screams and disorganized exiting-
"they will eat you all!! ahhhh-"
*nohm nom nom*
gothapotamus by panda_snack August 12, 2009
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Gothapotamus
An extremely fat and un-attractive goth/emo chick that obviously lacks the constant blood drainage. Arguably the most off putting group of females.
Gothapotamus by Phil Gee January 14, 2009
gothapotamus
An extremely large (if not totally obese) goth person.
The fattest goth you've ever seen.
A morbidly obese person who tries to secure a position in a social group by picking the most outcast group they can think of; this last few years that's been the goths.
Dressed as such merely for the advantage of "fitting in" with another set of people other than the rest of the hippos.
The fattest goth you've ever seen.
A morbidly obese person who tries to secure a position in a social group by picking the most outcast group they can think of; this last few years that's been the goths.
Dressed as such merely for the advantage of "fitting in" with another set of people other than the rest of the hippos.
Shay is such a friggin' gothapotamus! I wish she would just put down the twinkies & take shower. I sooooo don't want to try to outrun the police in a graveyard with her!
gothapotamus by pookita September 2, 2009
Gothopotamus
A fat chick/guy who thinks he/she's goth or hard core. Dyed black hair, black eyeliner, boots, black clothes/drapes, yards of fishnet, etc.
Gothopotamus by Nikki Sixx August 24, 2004
gothopotamus
I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.
gothopotamus by LearnedOne July 7, 2009
Gothapottamus
a term used to describe an overweight individual who dresses in all black, listens to death metal and is depressing to be around.
Gothapottamus by psss January 7, 2011
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