Got 5? 

A popular phrase used in numerous World of Warcraft servers as means to challenge someone to a 5 versus 5 Player versus Player deathmatch. The phrase quickly became a common term in flame wars and trash talking on the public World of Warcraft forums between various guilds trying to establish who's stronger.

Guild 1: You guys are having problems with Magmadar? That's pretty bad...
Guild 2: It's not like you're doing much better.
Guild 1: Better than you that's for sure...
Guild 2: Oh yeah? Got 5?

Got 5? by Xangbarg August 11, 2006

i got 5 on it

It Means to contribute $5.00 to someone who has some good ass weed so they can smoke it too. Usually when one cops the weed they make others who want in put some money down to let them smoke it as well.

Also a song by Luniz a Bay Area rapper "I got 5 on it"

"no, me ain't my homie to begin with,
it's too many heads to be poppin at my friend hit it
unless you pull out the phat, crispy
5 dollar bill on the real before its history
cos fools be havin the vaccum lungs,
an if you let em hit it for free,
you hellar "dum-dum-dum-dum"

I got 5 on it,
grab your 40, let's get keyed
I got 5 on it,
messin wit that Indo weed
I got 5 on it,
it's got me stuck and not go back
I got 5 on it,
potna lets go half on a sack

- Luniz

i got 5 on it by yayman November 4, 2007

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

I've got 50p, fuck you

When you only have 50p to pay for something.

Person: "How much is this?"

Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"

Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*

Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"

I've got 50p, fuck you by 69Xxx_pussy_slayer_xxX69 February 11, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016