Something you can say to lead people on that you're not cussing, when in reality you are (as they soon realize). You may also say it to sound ridiculous.
Me: -sitting at table quietly eating lunch-
Friend: -doing the same-
-silence-
Me: -suddenly looks at phone- WELL GOSHDAMNIT
Friend: -squirts milk from nose-
Friend: -doing the same-
-silence-
Me: -suddenly looks at phone- WELL GOSHDAMNIT
Friend: -squirts milk from nose-
by Sylvyr Rayn December 13, 2011