goshdarnit 

A phrase uttered out of frustration, annoyance, or disapppoinment or whenever something bad happens.

Goshdarnit! Who put this decapitated horse head in my bed?!

goshdarnit by I.P. Greenish October 23, 2005

gosh darnit

The nice way of saying goddamnit. More commonly used among old people.

Well, gosh darnit... my teeth fell out.

gosh darnit by princesa July 11, 2004

goshdamnit 

Something you can say to lead people on that you're not cussing, when in reality you are (as they soon realize). You may also say it to sound ridiculous.

Me: -sitting at table quietly eating lunch-
Friend: -doing the same-

-silence-

Me: -suddenly looks at phone- WELL GOSHDAMNIT
Friend: -squirts milk from nose-

goshdamnit by Sylvyr Rayn December 16, 2011

gosh darnit

A phrase that can be used sarcastically to indicate disappointment that one likely does not feel at the moment.

A: Bad news, our trip to space camp has been cancelled.

B: (sarcastically) Gosh darnit, I was looking forward to it too.

gosh darnit by regular October 7, 2006

Goshdangit 

the cleaner version of "Goddammit"

Goshdangit i stabbed myself

Goshdangit by bippityboppitybacon October 16, 2019

Gosh Darnit

PG version of what one might say when one realizes one has been the victim of a hiccup of modern technology. Words usually accompany an overwhelming feeling of frustration - not always at the technology in question, but with oneself for not taking the simple f*@#ing precaution of ctrl c'ing well thought out text lest it be lost to mishap.

Person 1: Gosh Darnit!!
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: I submitted a definition to "Urban Dictionary" yesterday, but somehow it was lost in the process.
Person 2: So why don't you re-submit?
Person 1: I don't have the text. F*@K!

Gosh Darnit by brownthomas May 20, 2005

Goshbadarnit 

An uneducated backwood, white trash hick that usually sits on a porch with beer and shot gun in hand. Spends time shooting varmints and arguing with people at retailers. Usually cant read good and/or understand complex concepts or situations.

Fred: "My momma told be that when the light bugs come out that must mean it is summer time." Fred is a Goshbadarnit

Goshbadarnit by AnonymousLowes December 22, 2018