gornia 

A gornia is a reproductive sexual organ not fully understood by mankind. It was introduced in a crayola drawing in a small French restaurant somewhat recently, and there have been links to certain magicians (esp. those named Brian) who may or may not attend Hogwarts.

Brian spent the night last night, and there was a bit of gornia-action going on.

gornia by briansgornia October 4, 2010

gówniaki

A Polish term for children that translates roughly to "shitlings" - These beasts typically do not have any regard for anyone or anything in their path of destruction. Every answer is "I DON'T WANT TO!!!!" or "NOOOOOOOO!!!" followed by kicking, screaming, punching, biting, or a combination of them all.

Mama needs a glass of wine after her little gówniaki destroyed the entire house 15 minutes after cleaning

gówniaki by bubbyandme February 20, 2022

Gurnial 

the act of someone in denial when they are gurning under the influence of drugs...

example: TED: "mate your gurning like a motherfucker!!!"

Steve: "NO IM NOT!!!"

TED: "hahaha GURNIAL M888!"

(DISCLAIMER: all characters used in this definition are totally fictional and in no way relate to any real people)

Gurnial by Getloose November 25, 2009

Gornall 

Typically a vampire-woman who teaches World Geography, or the like. A gornall is usually found in dark, small spaces, and when it is taken out of the comfortable space, it reacts violently.

Have you seen that gornall? She scares the bajeebers out of me!

Did you see that gornall melt after school today? I heard a kid opened the blinds!

Gornall by SmotherTheresaAllanMan February 24, 2009

Goria Cunningham 

Is a intelligent man who loves to act , dance ,model , etc he wants to be known as a inspiration to the next generation of young men and woman that u can do all things through Christ who strengthens him

Goria Cunningham Is a intelligent man who loves to act , dance ,model , etc he wants to be known as a inspiration to the next generation of young men and woman that u can do all things through Christ who strengthens him

Goria Cunningham by Goria Cunningham January 8, 2021

gornashed 

One who has been horribly beaten

Elijah: Have you heard about the fight that happened behind the school?
Jassiah: Yeah, I heard Deklan got absolutely gornashed.

gornashed by TheGornashMaster March 30, 2021

Gordian Twat 

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.

Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.

Gordian Twat by dryellowfever November 22, 2011