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A Classical Greek philosopher that focused on Ontology, Epistemology, and Logic. He is known to have been somewhat of an existential nihilist. Obviously, like most Greek philosophers and sophists, he is overshadowed by the likes of the Socratic trinity of Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle and the incredible mathematicians like Pythagoras and Archimedes.

However, the purpose of defining him as opposed to other lesser Greek philosophers is almost completely unrelated to philosophy. That is his age. He lived from circa 485 B.C.E. to 380 B.C.E.! This fucking guy (pardon my profanity) lived to ~105 years of age, back in a time when life expectancy was obviously low. Blame it on the Mediterranean diet or the requirement for everyone to be physically active to some degree back in ancient times, but either way the Greek philosophers sure knew how to live. It is also very likely that he was active mentally in his 80's and 90's. Of course, it is one man of millions at the time, but still it incites some reason to think that nearly all humans are doing something wrong in the modern age.
Ex. 1: If they don't already, advocates for the Mediterranean diet should cite Gorgias as an example of a bright individual who apparently lead a long, healthy life.

Ex. 2: Gorgias and many other lesser known Classical Greek philosophers and sophists are severely underrated, even in the field of philosophical study from my experience (which is sad because philosophy itself is pretty underrated in most societies already).
gorgias by PhilosophyGuru August 23, 2016
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Gorgias Hilarius 

Name of a transuniversial time hopping exgladiator. General of the DXXV Legion the hammer of the Celts. Margrave di Cuisine. Chef di Cuisine aboard the A.S.S. Titalus. Le Bron Chef of renown across the verses.
To be used as an adjective.
Popular use "Those are some Gorgias Hilarius brownies!"

Synonyms "Killer" "Sick" "Wicked" "Sweet" "Unparalleled"
Gorgias Hilarius by The Lucretia November 8, 2010

Gorginshmon

Gorginshmon is a forgotten character in Power Rangers.

Poor Gorginshmon.
Person 1: do you remember Gorginshmon from Power Rangers?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: me neither...
Gorginshmon by williamazing12 February 15, 2017
n.

a giant orgasm

v.
the act of having a giant orgasm
It was the best sex of my life. I gorgasmed all over him.
gorgasm by She Said It March 18, 2015

Gorgtastic 

A mix between the words 'gorgeous' and 'fantastic'
Used to compliment
Person 1: Do you like my drawing?
Person2: Wow that is gorgtastic
Gorgtastic by purplepepper1 March 3, 2022
A beautiful, sporty,smart, cute and hot girl who always puts the needs of others first
That Gorgia is soooo hot
That is sooo a Gorgia
Gorgia by VSCO_GURL August 17, 2019

Georgiasi 

Verb: georgiasing
Meaning: when a boy says that he is straight but he doesn't mind to go with a trans guy because he has the body of a girl
For example:

"this boy likes girls and trans guys because the have feminine body"
This boy have georgiasi
Georgiasi by Chrisbane666 April 21, 2019