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The Gonia
Noun: A form of an STD carried by rats.
The disease is said to be orginally transmitted in the glorious town of Avalon, NJ during the culprit's (aka Patient Zero) loss of virginity to a threesome with the Garktron and another unfortunate female.
Frequently transmitted while the other suspect(s) is/are blacked out
Some of you may applaud this sexual behavior, but most of you are appalled.
The disease is said to be orginally transmitted in the glorious town of Avalon, NJ during the culprit's (aka Patient Zero) loss of virginity to a threesome with the Garktron and another unfortunate female.
Frequently transmitted while the other suspect(s) is/are blacked out
Some of you may applaud this sexual behavior, but most of you are appalled.
1. A Shannahoe got got by the rat cock after a wild night at Timbo's. Needless to say she got the Gonia
2. The Scarlet Fever is to Rutgers as The Gonia is to Delaware
2. The Scarlet Fever is to Rutgers as The Gonia is to Delaware
The Gonia by Students for safer sex October 6, 2011
amanda gonia
amanda gonia by greg ostrowski October 9, 2008
Gonadnarel
Gonadnarel is a mafia. Usually related to the mafia party game. It is used interchangeably with "mafia" or "mafioso". It is both a verb and a noun.
It's derived from "gonad", which is a euphemism for "dicks", but you can't call them that lest they'll gonadnarel you. And "narel", from the infamous hooker Nad Narel.
It's derived from "gonad", which is a euphemism for "dicks", but you can't call them that lest they'll gonadnarel you. And "narel", from the infamous hooker Nad Narel.
Gonadnarel by Lupesiesta April 5, 2013
GONACO
To uplift and provide healthcare to the poor , helpless
word came from the Houston based staffing agency Gonaco Care , the word was created in opposite of the word Naco which means Poor
word came from the Houston based staffing agency Gonaco Care , the word was created in opposite of the word Naco which means Poor
GONACO by GoNacoCare July 17, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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