gormph

Person that takes pleasure from sucking farts from dead seagulls. Usually done in secret as to hide this disgusting behaviour from friends and family.

Bob: "So what do you think about Dereq?"
Tom" "I honestly dont trust the guy. Becky told me she saw him down and the beach hauling on a dead bird like it was a blunt."
Bob: "Once a gormph always a gormph bro."
Tom: "Say word?"
Bob: "No lie."

by bigdaddyphatsax October 19, 2019

gorpher

A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.

Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.

by tony woodward February 3, 2008

Gromph

To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.

I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.

by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009

Goraphobia

A person that is scared of white people.
See also "Gora"

Person 1: "Let's go to the bar to watch the game"
Person 2: "Nah there's too many goras (white people) and I have goraphobia"

by £ze July 17, 2021

Gorphing

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.

I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.

by Maimo February 7, 2020

gromphlamitator

Louie Cotter A.K.A the biggest drone of them all

Louie you're a gromphlamitator

by drkvnm October 11, 2022

Gromph

A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.

Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"

by dante-ray August 3, 2006