Person that takes pleasure from sucking farts from dead seagulls. Usually done in secret as to hide this disgusting behaviour from friends and family.
Bob: "So what do you think about Dereq?"
Tom" "I honestly dont trust the guy. Becky told me she saw him down and the beach hauling on a dead bird like it was a blunt."
Bob: "Once a gormph always a gormph bro."
Tom: "Say word?"
Bob: "No lie."
Tom" "I honestly dont trust the guy. Becky told me she saw him down and the beach hauling on a dead bird like it was a blunt."
Bob: "Once a gormph always a gormph bro."
Tom: "Say word?"
Bob: "No lie."
by bigdaddyphatsax October 19, 2019
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