gormpot 

Often male with the IQ of a goat who is renowned for being unbearably annoying. His lack of intelligence generally leads him into difficult and unpleasant scenarios. A gormpot is remarkably absent minded which often ends in hilarious outcomes.

whilst on a cycle the other I witnessed an absolute gormpot skinny dipping in a canal

gormpot by Slimy iwan5 June 12, 2020

gormpot 

Often male with an IQ of a goat who is renowned for being unbearably annoying. His lack of intelligence generally leads him to difficult and often unpleasant situations. A gormpot is a very absent minded individual.

I just witnessed an absolute gormpot skinny dipping in a canal

gormpot by Slimy iwan5 June 13, 2020

Grompoto 

Better than the best

James: ayo vip escort is pretty grompoto

Logan: shut the fuck up

Grompoto by thegreatbluesun August 18, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004