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Often male with the IQ of a goat who is renowned for being unbearably annoying. His lack of intelligence generally leads him into difficult and unpleasant scenarios. A gormpot is remarkably absent minded which often ends in hilarious outcomes.
whilst on a cycle the other I witnessed an absolute gormpot skinny dipping in a canal
gormpot by Slimy iwan5 June 12, 2020
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Often male with an IQ of a goat who is renowned for being unbearably annoying. His lack of intelligence generally leads him to difficult and often unpleasant situations. A gormpot is a very absent minded individual.
I just witnessed an absolute gormpot skinny dipping in a canal
gormpot by Slimy iwan5 June 13, 2020
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