gormlessly 

Lacking intelligence and vitality; dull.

The dead figure stared gormlessly out into the open world.

gormlessly by Bastille'sskinnylover December 11, 2013

gormless walker 

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

gormless walker by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010

gormless slapper 

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

gormless slapper by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

Gormless Minger 

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies

Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same

Gormless Minger by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021

gormless 

stupid or slow-witted; adjective - (Oxford English Dictionary definition) also describes one who is lacking in composure, grace, intellect, style etc.

A nick-name for one whose attributes are all of the above.

Tom: That guy is SO gormless, he really doesn't have a clue! It's actually hilarious to watch... from a distance.
Dick: Yeah, I really cant stand that guy! I'd NEVER invite him to a party.
Harry: Guys, chill, it can't be easy to wake up every morning and have to face not only the world but also yourself. Have some compassion for the dude; he's clearly got problems.

Brian: Sometimes I just feel so, so, SO gormless!
Briana: Hmm, 'gormless', rhymes with formless, chormless, hormless...
Brian: That's not helpful.
Briana: Perhaps if you thought about your words before you spoke them... hmm? After all, the definition of a gentleman IS 'one who says what they mean and means what they say'!

"The man gormlessly(<-adverb) spent his life with his proverbial foot in his mouth; always the moment killer, cringe worthy comment maker, lie starter and shit stirrer. He had made many enemies out of friends and had a lot to atone for."

gormless by whiteymcfitey January 4, 2009

gormless 

A dozy, vacant expression.
Oblivious to ones surroundings, mouth agape.

"Wake up you gormless twat!"

gormless by coreyhaim May 5, 2005

gormless 

Brainless. Lacking in intelligence.

My brother in-law is a gormless twit.

gormless by fred-of-fred November 23, 2004