Gordillo

A complete freshy hunter. They will always go after younger girls. Usually they will buy gifts for the girls just to get something back in return, sexual favors, is what a person like this will be looking for

"Dude did you hear about what Kenny got his girlfriend?"

"Yeah man, he's such a poser gordillo."

"It's sad."

Gordillo by HoneySuckleBallMuncher May 21, 2012

quique_gordillo_23 

a sexsymbol

+: you are sooooooooo hot
-: soy quique_gordillo_23

quique_gordillo_23 by fan quiquegordillo November 21, 2021

quique_gordillo_23 

sexy

+u r sexy
- quique_gordillo_23

quique_gordillo_23 by fan quiquegordillo November 21, 2021

gordildo 

A large phallic gord used by a female to insert into her vagina to pleasure herself

Mary was so horny last night she went outside and got a 12 inch gordildo to pleasure herself with.

gordildo by djack199 September 11, 2011

Gordilla 

a name given to an ex girlfriend/that insane girl down the street who exhibits one if not all of these qualities:
-Suicide threats for attention
-Obnoxious facebook/twitter rants
-Being truly distasteful in appearance
-Always upset about something
-Having "the crazy eye"
-Complaining for attention

Example 1
-Person 1: "Dude I told you your ex was insane"
-Person 2: "I know, she was a real gordilla"

Example 2
-Person 1: "My life sucks BLAHBLAHBLAH"
-Person 2+ : "stfu gordilla"

Example 3
-Person 1: "I felt a dark presence in the air yesterday"
-Person 2: "what do you mean?"
-Person 1: "It was just gordilla walking in to the jewl"
-Person 2: "LOL"

Example 4
-Person 1: "That girl you met was a real gordilla"
-Person 2: "indeed, a true Vlagum"

Gordilla by Senor kay see you eff August 17, 2011

Gordillian

Gordillian is a characteristic / description of one who lives a Gordilli lifestyle.

He lives a Gordillian lifestyle, last week his Mercedes got repoed, but he’s still getting girls with his rented Porsche.

Gordillian by chromexo October 25, 2025

Gordilli

Gordilli is a state of mind which includes portraying an expensive and / or exquisite lifestyle, while actually being dead broke.

Pronounced: GOR-DIL-EE

He tried acting all Gordilli with his brand new Mercedes, but it got repoed yesterday.

Gordilli by chromexo October 25, 2025