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gordildo

A large phallic gord used by a female to insert into her vagina to pleasure herself
Mary was so horny last night she went outside and got a 12 inch gordildo to pleasure herself with.
by djack199 September 11, 2011
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Gordido Crunch

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.
by Do The Mario February 1, 2018
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Gorildo

1. Dildo used by a gorilla
2. insult used against a friend when it's 3:00 a.m. and no one is thinking straight
1. Are you high? Gorillas don't use dildos...
2. (while playing Halo or other FPS) Dude, that was my kill, you gorildo!!!
by Slink June 15, 2004
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Gordillo

A complete freshy hunter. They will always go after younger girls. Usually they will buy gifts for the girls just to get something back in return, sexual favors, is what a person like this will be looking for
"Dude did you hear about what Kenny got his girlfriend?"

"Yeah man, he's such a poser gordillo."

"It's sad."
by HoneySuckleBallMuncher May 21, 2012
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quique_gordillo_23

a sexsymbol
+: you are sooooooooo hot
-: soy quique_gordillo_23
by fan quiquegordillo November 21, 2021
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quique_gordillo_23

+u r sexy
- quique_gordillo_23
by fan quiquegordillo November 21, 2021
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