Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunchover there.
A complete freshy hunter. They will always go after younger girls. Usually they will buy gifts for the girls just to get something back in return, sexual favors, is what a person like this will be looking for
"Dude did you hear about what Kenny got his girlfriend?"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"