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Gordido Crunch
Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
Gordido Crunch by Do The Mario February 1, 2018
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Gordillo
A complete freshy hunter. They will always go after younger girls. Usually they will buy gifts for the girls just to get something back in return, sexual favors, is what a person like this will be looking for
"Dude did you hear about what Kenny got his girlfriend?"
"Yeah man, he's such a poser gordillo."
"It's sad."
"Yeah man, he's such a poser gordillo."
"It's sad."
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