Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.
A complete freshy hunter. They will always go after younger girls. Usually they will buy gifts for the girls just to get something back in return, sexual favors, is what a person like this will be looking for
"Dude did you hear about what Kenny got his girlfriend?"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).