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Gordido Crunch 

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.
Gordido Crunch by Do The Mario February 1, 2018
1. Dildo used by a gorilla
2. insult used against a friend when it's 3:00 a.m. and no one is thinking straight
1. Are you high? Gorillas don't use dildos...
2. (while playing Halo or other FPS) Dude, that was my kill, you gorildo!!!
Gorildo by Slink June 15, 2004
A complete freshy hunter. They will always go after younger girls. Usually they will buy gifts for the girls just to get something back in return, sexual favors, is what a person like this will be looking for
"Dude did you hear about what Kenny got his girlfriend?"

"Yeah man, he's such a poser gordillo."

"It's sad."

quique_gordillo_23 

a sexsymbol
+: you are sooooooooo hot
-: soy quique_gordillo_23

quique_gordillo_23 

+u r sexy
- quique_gordillo_23