Ghoters

Ghoters are "ghost voters" who were voting a few years ago, but suddenly during an audit, their records have vanished.

We looked for 20 voters right in our own neighborhood who were listed in our voter rolls, but somehow in the past few years all the records have disappeared, as if those people were never living here at all, and no one remembers meeting them, or hearing about them either. These ghoters are definitely ghost voters!

Ghoters by vtology March 25, 2026

gooters 

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

gooters by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Ghosters 

People who do not live in your neighborhood but still come there any way to 'Trick or Treat.'

Nick: "Theres more and more Ghosters every year in this neighborhood."
Tom: "Yea, why dont they stay in there own neighborhood!"

Ghosters by tom nelson November 1, 2006

gooters 

A bad case of diahrrea

Oh man! I got a bad case of the gooters from the White Castle sliders I ate last night.

gooters by Tear-uh May 11, 2006