A beautiful girl, who's funny, who's smart, who's unique, who's friendly, who will brighten up your day no matter how bad it was,a girl who's understanding and accepting, who's like you but not Gooste is a dream girl

Wow you're a real Gooste

Gooste by Ugly snack and I'm gonna get y June 8, 2015

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gooseneck

You are all wrong. Gooseneck refers to the practice of a female giving a male oral pleasure, in the act of which her head bobs up and down in a manner similar to the neck of a goose as it walks. Closely related to head, dome, and other similar items.

Man, you see that girl over there with them DSLs? I'll bet she give HELLA gooseneck!

gooseneck by Paul L-K (while blunted) March 22, 2005

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GooseNut

when white underwear is too tight causing one of a man's testicles pop out trough a hole or the side.

Dude, these undies are too tight I'm getting a GooseNut!

GooseNut by Mad-Chef March 25, 2010

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Gootensils

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.

Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.

Gootensils by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

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gooster

when you bust on your sack,it sticks to your ass,and you sit down on your balls.

Marie gave me a hand job last night. it was good but when i sat down i had a gooster.

gooster by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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