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Googleblast 

To makeout and fingerblast a girl, when suddenly things turn sour and she begins to throw up on herself as well as you.
James: Bro, so I was hooking up with this one girl and while I was finger pounding her pussy, she started to throw up ALL OVER ME.
Jorge: DUUUDE, you just got googleblasted!!!
Googleblast by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

gooseballs 

MASSIVE ball to penis ratio. Penis size lacking, ball size immaculate.
“Yo JW got some raging balls but a little-bitty chode” - victoria
“Brotha got dem gooseballs ahh” - coco

gooseballs 

The pleasurable sensation experienced by men when testicles are lightly touched or scratched.
That girl was fantastic. After we were done, she gave me gooseballs. I'm definitely calling her back.
gooseballs by Bob McCoy May 2, 2016

googleblasting 

A novel practice engaged in by cyberspammers, who abuse free sites like OpenDiary and LiveJournal by creating pages that have links to their websites. Since the Google scoring system that elevates a page to the top of a list depends on the number of pages that link to a target site, the practice supposedly raises a page's ranking on Google (and other search engines). It is prohibited by most of the sites where it is practiced.
"Dear Diarymaster, this site violates the terms and conditions, it is googleblasting a sex site to improve its ranking."
The ability to research data using the Google search engine.
I asked my co worker if what he was looking for was googlebal.
Googlebal by delovelyt April 17, 2010

googlemallet 

Can be used as a noun, verb or exclamation.

It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.

The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
(exclamation)

> Where was Barack Obama born?

Googlemallet!!

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(verb)

The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
googlemallet by halffast March 20, 2008