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goose juice 

sue rubbed her goose juice all over johnny's pillow.
goose juice by rrrrjjjj August 23, 2011

goose juice 

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

Goose Juice 

The Fluids that drip from a goose while your cooking it.
When I say cooking I really mean fucking.
Jeremy was sucking a dick when he got the idea to make goose juice.
Goose Juice by Thomas Fudge August 8, 2006

goose juice 

Synonym for Viagra, Cialis, or any other pharmaceutical intended to cure Erectile Dysfunction.
My wife blew me for over an hour and I couldn't get it up. It must be time to go to the doctor for some goose juice.
goose juice by Dick Dudley June 11, 2009

Silly goose juice 

By the end of the film session, roberts face was covered in silly goose juice
Silly goose juice by Pml534 September 15, 2022

juice the goose 

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."
juice the goose by awbabygurl March 21, 2017
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