juice the goose

To masturbate. To fuck off.

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."

by awbabygurl March 22, 2017

Juices my Goose

This phrase is used when wanting to express excitement about a happy feeling, person, place, or thing

Antonym: the phrase "Grinds my Gears"

You know what really juices my goose? Sunshine. (Other examples: Babies, smiles, puppies, Ryan Gosling, nutella, etc.)

by KelsexyLately November 25, 2014