goopitude

A measurement of goopiness measured in goop amps.

That is a lot of goopitude you have there.

goopitude by LiLoNeStUnNa July 25, 2023

goatitude 

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.

"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.

goatitude by JVM July 24, 2006

poopitude 

when you're on the crapper with attitude

mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"

poopitude by jack 02116 March 13, 2007

googatude

The attitude of a Google elitist (someone who thinks that every Google invention is basic to human survival).

That guy's googatude is off the charts!

googatude by secondmilestyle February 11, 2009

gooditude 

When you have a good attitude.

Omg Emma has such a gooditude states Mrs. Waddell

gooditude by emmathegenius March 27, 2019

Goutitude 

Grumpines caused by the effects of gout...

"Hes not happy because he's got goutitude"

Goutitude by Weirdos Bar October 21, 2018

groovitude 

A state of mind in which everything and everybody around you thinks you're the studdliest thing on the planet.

"The hipster was surrounded by an aura of groovitude."

groovitude by Midori Teikami August 26, 2003