GooTube is the name Google adopted when YouTube was bought by them in 2006 for 1.6 Billion dollars. It also sounds a lot like another word for a condom.

Dude! I saw you on GooTube last night!

Yeah, that was me. I was using a GooTube while watching GooTube at midnight.

GooTube by CrAzYbRoS October 29, 2006

Related Words

gookitube • gook tube • goontuber • GooTube • gootuber • gooditude • googtube • goopitude • Gook Cube • gook it up

gooditude

When you have a good attitude.

Omg Emma has such a gooditude states Mrs. Waddell

gooditude by emmathegenius March 27, 2019

Gootuber

1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon

2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content

3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.

Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."

Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."

Gootuber by Mr. McGooey February 2, 2022

googtube

A blog combining videos from google video and youtube

Have a look at the video on googtube

googtube by DR-FUNK October 30, 2006

gootuber

a girl on tiktok with 1000+ followers.

person a: hey have you heard of gootuber on tiktok?
person b: yea, they have a terrible bandori addiction. im worried.

gootuber by octo soup March 30, 2021

Gootube

This is not a word but since ur already here I might as well say something. Youtube + Google = Gootube. As you can see today 11/6/06, google.com/firefox is messed up with half images of peoples head. Earlier today Youtube was messed up with some guys head also and I was unable to watch videos. This show that Google cannot handle youtube... Bunch of idiots... But I'm happy not for the two people who created Youtube... The Billionaires...

I posted My video on Gootube but the cassette got tangled up with pictures of fucktards.

Gootube by Neo D. November 6, 2006

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026