Some crazy ad google wants you to see, and die. It usually is some stupid web browser game so you can play 'till you die, or a virus to asplode your computer or some stupid crazy bullshit. It has 6 "o" in Google because of the continuous use of drugs.

Ad: PLAY THIS STUPID GAME, IT'S FREE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO DOWNLOAD SHIT! - Ads by Goooooogle

10 year old kid: Yay! This game looks so cool! I'm going to play it.
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Ad: CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN BOOBZ - CLICK TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

Pervert Nerd: F1nally 1 can st0p masturbat1ng lol.

AntiVirus: You idiot. You infected your computer with a virus that asplode your computer.

Pervert Nerd: Wait can't you destroy it?

AntiVirus: Yes I can, but I don't wanna. LOL
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Ad: LET'S WORSHIP SATAN! CLICK HERE TO GO TO HELL

AzzH0ll: Cool I always wanted to go to hell. O SHI-

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goooooone

Essentially the word is gone. In some parts of Australia it is considered very amusing if the word is strung out and extended to rub in the intended ridicule associated with having it said to you. It can also pass as way of describing deceased.

a) Mate, how'd your team go in the finals?

b) They're goooooone

or

a) How's your grandad going?

b) He's goooooone

a) That'll do me

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Goooooyed

Expressing feigned, sarcastic enthusiasm for a boring event or person, or unfortunate situation.

"That company picnic today was goooooyed!", "My mother in law is coming over today.... goooooyed!"

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“Gooooooooood that's perfectly clear”

A sarcastic response to someone when you think they have told you something retarded or inaccurate but you don’t want to spook them into quitting.

“Gooooooooood that's perfectly clear”... I appreciate your work product but please do it again.

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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