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Goonball 

A person who does not like to eat Starburst.
Man those goonballs dont even like Starbursts, they are just crazy
Goonball by Randolfman January 10, 2010
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Goonball 

Goonball is a Sport played with a Ball where it is the goal to get the Ball in to a Basketball Hoop, by only using your feet and without the ball touching the Floor more than twice per kick
Lets go play a round of Goonball
Goonball by Gustaf Goobler December 10, 2024

Goonball 

"Bro check out this image I got"

"You're a goonball bro"
An odd person who prioritizes wins/kills over fun
John: Jake you are a fucking goonball for this game
Jake: How?
Goonball by ADA (A Dumb Ass) February 7, 2026

goonball [goon] [goons] 

A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.

note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.
We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.

goon [goonball] [goons] 

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.
Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?

Atomic Goofball

The goof to end all goofs, this bboy comes from Maryland. He started bboying at a young age, but tragedy struck when he had to have chest surgery, seemingly ending his career early. But the goofy one kept his head up and became stronger than ever. Now a member of the legendary Lions of Zion and Battle Snakes, Goofball has proven himself over the years to be not only a competitor and legend of bboying, but a well needed jokester in an all to serious culture.
Bboy 1: Yo, who's that throwing down an atomic floating kneespin?
Bboy 2: Why none other than ATOMIC GOOFBALL!
Atomic Goofball by Bboy Maestro February 8, 2010
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